Total Medals Earned: 641 (From 93 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,685 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (330/340 points)
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/45 points)
Throw up a food item
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Enter the Earth
Medals Earned: 9/21 (165/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
play for an hour
touch the sky
Fiery Combo of 10
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 9/22 (105/460 points)
Start a game.
Capture a GORILLA.
Pick up the Golden Mallet.
Win the game.
Win the game in five minutes or less.
Win with just one GRADUATE.
Win the game as Miles.
Win the game with no GRADUATE captures.
Capture a GORILLA by passing the Golden Mallet.
Have three GRADUATEs handle the Golden Mallet in one game.
Capture ten GORILLAs in a single game.
Capture two GORILLAs at once.
Win the game playing under the Original rules.
Win the game with no GORILLA captures.
Win the game playing with the Aggressive die.
Capture three GORILLAs at once.
Capture four GORILLAs at once.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/340 points)
Collect exactly zero cookies in a single game.
Collect at least 10 cookies in a single game.
Collect at least 25 cookies in a single game.
Collect at least 35 cookies in a single game.
Unlock the alternative background music by collecting 100 cookies in a single game.
Collect 160 cookies in a single game.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (40/225 points)
Listen to, well, nothing.
Listen to "Binding of Izick Basement".
Listen to "Dark Hollow Moonlight".
Listen to "Doctor Mario Fever Remix".
Listen to "Dragon Flight".
Listen to "Fight to the Death".
Listen to "Miss Putterfly".
Collect 10 cookies in a single game.
Collect 25 cookies in a single game.
Collect 35 cookies in a single game.
Save the world from Han's craving for human flesh and collect 160 cookies in a single game.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 7/15 (50/300 points)
View the credits
Donate to charity
Read the instructions
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Freedom of speech!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?